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Post by boomvavavoom on Aug 26, 2012 16:48:36 GMT 1
Check the contest here!! www.facebook.com/factsconventionTime to give some cool stuff away! Indeed, our friends over at DYBEX sent us a no less than five Blu-Rays (Afro Samurai Resurrection, Kabas, AKIRA, Evangelion : I.II, Fullmetal Alchemist The Movie - all with French and Dutch subtitles) wh ich we give to one lucky winner! All you have to do is make us laugh! Tell us your very best joke (one joke per person) at www.facebook.com/factsconvention. The one that made us laugh most & was most popular gets the whole package! You can tell your joke on www.facebook.com/factsconvention till Wednesday 29th at midnight and people can vote until Friday 31st at 8 PM! So, on your marks, get set, start ... cracking that joke! www.facebook.com/factsconvention |
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Post by grievous444 on Aug 26, 2012 18:49:01 GMT 1
Jokes, not my best field, but I give it a try. Since my interest in anime and manga has become greater the last year.
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Post by kaydra on Aug 27, 2012 17:26:05 GMT 1
yeeeey I don't have stupid facebook but not even FACTS is going to make me sign up for that crap.
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Post by grievous444 on Aug 27, 2012 18:01:48 GMT 1
yeeeey I don't have stupid facebook but not even FACTS is going to make me sign up for that crap. Respect  |
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Post by Mr. Facts on Aug 27, 2012 19:03:59 GMT 1
yeeeey I don't have stupid facebook but not even FACTS is going to make me sign up for that crap. AKIRA = crap  ?  Without this movie, there never would have been FACTS. |
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Post by grievous444 on Aug 27, 2012 20:58:04 GMT 1
yeeeey I don't have stupid facebook but not even FACTS is going to make me sign up for that crap. AKIRA = crap ? Without this movie, there never would have been FACTS. I believe she saying that facebook is crap, not Akira or any of the anime presented in this contest. |
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Post by kakalili on Aug 28, 2012 4:03:12 GMT 1
There could be people on this plannet who don't like akira.... On the joke part...don't have FB either. But hey it won't stop me doing it here... here goes.... i don't like jokes i don't tell jokes... you always have 1 who goes like, did you hear about the 1 with the 2 pinguins, did you hear about the 2 pinguins, or the 1's with the riddles, whats round as an apple and shaped like a pare split in the middle and devided by hair... I say " a vag!na" ....it's an eye. Who care's that it's an eye. ;D |
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Post by Mr. Facts on Aug 28, 2012 7:11:42 GMT 1
AKIRA = crap ? Without this movie, there never would have been FACTS. I believe she saying that facebook is crap, not Akira or any of the anime presented in this contest. So, you want a Forum-only contest, then  |
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Post by kaydra on Aug 28, 2012 16:46:51 GMT 1
like Grievous said, with "that crap" I meant Facebook, not the DVD's  and I'm not saying I want a forum only contest (btw that "poking out tongue"-smiley always looks so sarcastic...) I'm just saying that it's kinda sad that nowadays it's always "we have a contest but you gotta have frikkin facebook to participate". So yeah I just wanted to make a statement, doesn't mean you gotta do anything with it  I wish all participants good luck (even tho unfortunately it's only a matter of whoever has the most friends on facebook that are willing to vote for them... (thumbs up btw for those few who actually do vote for the joke they like best). And just for the record: Akira is good but... just not my thing... And just for the honor : A man is standing in a queue at Heaven's gates. Saint Peter and Jezus are guarding the entrance and they explain the man that it's getting quite crowded in Heaven so they just implemented a new rule that you can only go into Heaven if you died in a seriously screwed up way... If not then you'll be send down to Hell. So the man starts: "well that shouldn't be a problem. Listen to this: I was halfway through my shift and think: hey let's suprise the misses and take the afternoon off. So I come home to my appartment on the 2nd floor and guess what! I find my wife naked in bed with the covers still steaming. She looks at me startled and shocked so I'm like "oh hell no!" So I try to find the bastard that was in bed with my wife a moment ago, right? I looked everywhere, the closet, shower, bedroom, livingroom... Nowhere!!! So I go back to my wife, thinking that maybe I was wrong, when I notice 8 fingertips outside on the windowsill. AHA! That SoB was hanging from the window huh!!! Now we have those old windows that you slide up and down to open so I run over there and while yelling at him I slam the window down repeatedly on his fingertips. It took a couple of times but eventually he falls down 2 stories. I look out and what do you think? He's still alive!!! So I run to the kitchen, pull the refrigerator from the wall, drag it with a lot of effort to the bedroom window and toss it on top of the guy! I'm thinking, good riddance... but then I got a heart attack and now i'm here..." Saint Peter and Jezus both nod and open the gates of Heaven for the man. They call for the next man to come forward and he also hears about the new entry-rule. So the man starts: "A screwed up day? A screwed up day?!! I was only doing my job when I got murdered by a raving lunatic! Listen, I'm a windowwasher and like always I'm on my ladder, ready to start on the third floor of this appartment building when my rag gets caught by the wind and is blown a little bit out of reach. So I try to reach for the thing a little bit further than I should and fall down BUT I managed to grab hold of the small windowsill one floor down. I was just thanking the lord when some sicko leans out the window and slams the frikkin' window down on my fingertips like five or six times! Then I had to let go and fell down. Miraculously I survived but I'm in a lot of pain so while I'm slowly trying to stand up, I look up and the last thing I see is this refrigerator crashing down... and then I was here..." Peter and Jezus both nod and also allow the man to go into Heaven. When they call for the next man and ask him about his day, the man starts: "what happened to me? Well...I was in this refrigerator..." |
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Post by kakalili on Aug 28, 2012 19:05:10 GMT 1
vind ik leuk, with a sarcastic |
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Post by kaydra on Aug 29, 2012 13:01:17 GMT 1
that one was mean Kakalili |
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Post by kakalili on Sept 3, 2012 11:06:17 GMT 1
Which joke won?
Common let's put a smile on that face..... ;D
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Post by kaydra on Sept 3, 2012 14:04:08 GMT 1
just for you then |
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Post by Mr. Facts on Sept 3, 2012 14:51:29 GMT 1
Which joke won? Common let's put a smile on that face..... ;D As said on facebook : Will be announced tonight! |
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Post by kaydra on Sept 4, 2012 6:41:32 GMT 1
well I couldn't have known then could I |
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Post by kakalili on Sept 8, 2012 15:08:53 GMT 1
And the winner is... |
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Post by boomvavavoom on Sept 12, 2012 18:06:43 GMT 1
Timmy Adriaens
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~ Selphie Tilmitt ~ F.A.C.T.S. 2011
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I wish all participants good luck (even tho unfortunately it's only a matter of whoever has the most friends on facebook that are willing to vote for them... (thumbs up btw for those few who actually do vote for the joke they like best).